Eggs are bad for you.
Eggs are good for you. Gluten is
bad. Gluten is good. Water is good for you. Only purified water is good for you. Tap water is pretty much the same. No, tap water is not the same. Chocolate is bad for you. Dark chocolate is good for you. Sugar is bad.
Sweet & Low is good. Sweet
& Low gives you cancer. Splenda is
good. Splenda takes 4 days to digest. Sugar isn’t as bad as Sweet & Low or Splenda. Carbs are good. Carbs are bad. Protein is bad. Protein is good. Diet drinks are good. Diet drinks make you crazy. Germ-X kills all the bacteria so yay! Germ-X kills all the good bacteria so
boo! Do you notice these repeating trends?
Moral of the story: Everything in Moderation. Too much of anything is a bad thing. Yes, you should eat healthy so that you can
live a long, healthy, active lifestyle, but there’s no sense in being
miserable. If I die in a car crash tomorrow,
I want to die happy knowing I enjoyed that piece of chocolate birthday cake.
*The above statements were my personal opinions written by me and for my personal
enjoyment. If you enjoyed it as well, that
makes me happy. If you did not enjoy it,
or if you found it disagreeable, ignorant, or offensive, I apologize. Let us agree to disagree and move on with our
lives. Life is too short to eat celery,
and life is too short to argue over trivial things. Have a nice day!
